Our friend Cathy in PA finds some of the funniest jokes ever, and this one is no exception. Here's the "Joke of the Week."
A nice, calm
and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist,
looked straight into his eyes, and said,
"I'd
like to buy some cyanide."
The
pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady
replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The
pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give
you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law!
I'll lose my
license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen.
Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady
reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the
pharmacist's wife.
The
pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "Oh. You didn't tell me you had
a prescription.
