Some Blonde Jokes for You (while we're trying to get the trip stuff together)

While we're still trying to get organized and find time to download pictures, videos and type up our adventures from England, here's some blonde jokes from our friend John in VA.  Hopefully, we'll get stuff up tomorrow about our England trip. Happy Friday! Rob

    A friend told the blonde: "Christmas is on a Friday this year"
The blonde then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th.
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     Two blondes find three grenades, and they decide to take them to
a police station.  One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?"  
The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
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     A blond is in the bathroom and her husband shouts:  "Did you find the shampoo?"  She says,
"Yes, but I'm not sure what to do...it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."
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     A blonde goes to the vet with her goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy,"
she tells the vet.  The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me". 
The blonde says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet".
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     A blonde spies a letter lying on his doormat.  It says on the
envelope "DO NOT BEND ".  He spends the next 2 hours trying to
figure out how to pick it up.
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     A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone
"My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
     "Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.
     "No", he shouts, "This is her husband!"