Friday, May 11, 2012

Joke of the day!


An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other.
Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night.
The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out 
of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced magic because of 
the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood. 
The old man liked the fact that he was feared.
To everyone's relief, he died of a heart 
attack when he was 78.

His wife had a closed casket at the funeral. 
After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there 
was no tomorrow.

Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked "Aren't you 
afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you 
for the rest of your life?"

The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down. 
And I know he won't ask for directions."

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