Friday, May 4, 2012

JOKE OF THE WEEK: Senior Moment in a Motel


Mom F in Maine is the queen of hysterical joke emails, and this one made me laugh out loud for awhile. Enjoy! Rob
 
SENIOR MOMENT IN A MOTEL
Last  week, she checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo.
 
He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a silver dollar off his well oiled butt....
 
She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call.
 
"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?" Afraid she would lose her nerve if  she hesitated, she rushed right in, "Hi, I hear you give a great  massage. I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me one. No,  wait, I should be  straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy  all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I'm ready!! Now how does that sound?"
 
He  said, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line".

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