Mom F in Maine is the queen of hysterical joke emails, and this one made me laugh out loud for awhile. Enjoy! Rob
SENIOR MOMENT IN A MOTEL
Last
week, she checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit
lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised
in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the
phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony
- a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the
photo.
He
had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair,
long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite
certain she could bounce a silver dollar off his well oiled butt....
She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call.
"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?" Afraid
she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in, "Hi, I
hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my motel room
and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town
all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it
now. Bring toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your
bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me
in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I'm
ready!! Now how does that sound?"
He said, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line".
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