Is This National Colonscopy Week?

Am I missing something? Three friends are having colonoscopies this week. Either there's a sale on them, it's National Colonoscopy Week, or my friends and I are all getting to mid-life! Either way, I wish them all well and won't make them the butt of any jokes (ouch!). Seriously, it's a great thing to do and a lifesaver.
On the lighter side of life, and related to that, is a joke Mom F. from Maine sent about a women's butt study. I thought it was funny... but the straight married men may not think so...
(PHOTO: How a bull gives a colonoscopy...not the way to do it!)
Women's Ass Size Study
There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses; the results were pretty interesting:
30% of women think their ass is too fat............
10% of women think their ass is too skinny.......
PUNCHLINE:
The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man and they wouldn't trade him for the world.