The judge says to a double-homicide
defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to
death with a hammer."
A
voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You
bastard!"
The
judge says, "You're also charged with beating your
mother-in-law to death with a hammer."
The
voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You rotten
bastard!"
The
judge stops and says to Paddy in the back of the
courtroom..... Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration
at these crimes, But no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge
you with contempt. Is that understood?"
Paddy stands up and says, "I'm
sorry, Your Honour, but for 15
years I've lived next door to that arsehole, and every time I asked to
borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one. ?
years I've lived next door to that arsehole, and every time I asked to
borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one. ?
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