Saturday, July 16, 2011

Joke of the Week: Fives Surgeons Discussing Best Patients for Operations

Here's the joke of the week, from Mom F in Maine. 

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
> > The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.."
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> > The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
> >
> > The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order"
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> > The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
> >
> > But the fifth surgeon, from Washington DC, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable. "

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Gift/Memorial Suggestions

Several of our friends have lost loved ones (human and pets) and we found that one of the best ways to honor their memory is to give to an animal charity.
What better way to recognize a life of love, than by giving another life a chance for love?
We donate to many animal rescues, but because we volunteer with
DC Weimaraner Rescue and Coast-to-Coast Dachshund Rescue, those are our 2 favorites.
Consider giving the chance of life to a dog or cat.

About us

We're two married guys who enjoy the simple things in life, especially our dogs. We volunteer for dog rescues, enjoy splitting dinners, exercising, blogging, helping friends and neighbors, ghost investigations, coffee and tea, Tudor history, weather, superheroes, comic books, mystery novels, traveling, 70s and 80s music, classic country, piano, gardening, writing books on ghosts and spirits, architecture, keeping a clean house, cooking simply, and keeping in shape. You'll find tidbits of all of these things on this blog and more.

Tom and Rob Thinking Hard!

Tom and Rob Thinking Hard!
Wondering what home project to do next