Sunday, April 4, 2010

Nothing Says Happy Easter like a Blonde Joke


Happy Easter and Happy Passover Here's a funny Easter Egg photo from our friend "Ski" in Mass. and below is a joke from Mom F. in Maine for you! Have a fun day!


A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway saw the man, and pulled over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry." Then she turns around, goes back to her car and returns to the man and the rabbit's body with a spray can. She bent over the dead rabbit and sprayed it.
The man looks at her in astonishment and is puzzled. "Why did you do that?" he asked the Blonde.
She replied, "It's Hair Spray silly. It restores life to dead hair."

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