2 Idiots of the Week: Robber Forgets to Cut Eyeholes in Pillowcase/TX Lt. Governor Said Seniors S/b Willing to Die to Maintain Economy

This week there are TWO IDIOTS of the Week. One is a dumb criminal who attempted to
rob a bank wearing a pillowcase over his head... but he forgot to cut the eye holes!   The second Idiot is a more dangerous. The pillowcase robber was a danger to himself. The Lt. Governor of Texas wants our senior citizens to go to work and sacrifice their lives to COVID19 to "keep the economy going. He's a deadly idiot.  Here's the Pillowcase bandit and stupid Texas Lt. Governor stories>>

1) BUNGLING DUNFERMLINE PILLOW CASE DISGUISE BANK ROBBER JAILED
BBC NEWS Feb 24, 2020
  A bank robber who was forced to reveal his identity when he failed to cut eyeholes in his makeshift mask has been jailed for four-and- a-half years. Matthew Davies donned a pillow case during the raid on a Bank of Scotland in Dunfermline, Fife, but soon discovered he could not see properly.

Not the actual idiot... but an on-line picture

 The 47-year-old, who threatened staff with a meat cleaver, escaped with nearly £2,000 on 23 September 2019.

Davies, of Dunfermline, pleaded guilty to a charge of assault and robbery.
The High Court in Edinburgh heard how Davies had pulled the meat cleaver from the pillow slip, then used the bedding to cover his face - but quickly removed it.Prosecutor Stewart Ronnie earlier told the court: "This was due to a failure to create eye holes."
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SECOND IDIOT OF THE WEEK
2) DEADLY IDIOT: TEXAS LT. GOV. SUGGESTS SENIORS MAY BE WILLING TO DIE  
Twitter users are calling out Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick for saying that “lots of grandparents out there” are willing to take a chance against the coronavirus in order to save the economy. Speaking on Fox News, Patrick, 69, agreed with Trump’s support for a quicker end to the shutdowns that have stalled the economy. 

What Patrick is saying is that people over 70 would rather die (or greatly increase the odds they might) in order for the economy to get up and running again. That America's economy is worth more than the lives that would be lost. 
FULL STORY: https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/24/politics/dan-patrick-texas/index.html

Fox News VIDEO (courtesy of NY Post:  https://nypost.com/2020/03/24/texas-lieutenant-governor-says-seniors-would-rather-face-coronavirus-than-kill-economy/