Our friend Cathy in PA shared this great story with us. Enjoy and Happy Halloween!
******************
A
cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that
the VERY handsome cab driver won't
stop staring at her. She asks him why he
is staring.
He
replies: "I have a question to ask,
but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My
son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I
am and have been a nun as
long as I have, you get a chance to see and
hear just about
everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say
or ask that I would find
offensive."
"Well, I've always
had a fantasy to have a nun kiss
me."
She responds, "Well,
let's see what we can do about that - 1) you have to be single
and 2) you must be
Catholic."
The cab driver is
very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and
Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull
into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his
fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker
blush.
But when they get
back on the road, the cab driver starts
crying.
"My dear child," said the
nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I
must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun
says,
"That's OK. My name
is Phil and I'm going to a Halloween party!"
No comments:
Post a Comment