I (Rob) love puns. A colleague of mine sent me 10 of them and I had to share these 2! Hysterical!
1) A woman delivers a set of identical twins and decides to give them
up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named
“Ahmal.” The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him “Juan.”
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon
receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also
had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, “They’re twins! If
you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Ahmal.”
2) Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate
very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he
suffered from bad breath. This made him... a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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