Sunday, December 9, 2012

Part 2: Sadly Funny Detroit Child Support Agency Forms

This was forwarded to us from a  friend, and if these are true, they are too sadly funny not to share. This is part 2 - Rob
6.  I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy  I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country..  Please advise.
7.  I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same to me.
8.  Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A.  If you do catch up with him, can you axe him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?  Child B who was also borned at the same time.....  well, I don't have clue..
9.  From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World.  Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom ..
10.  So much about that night is a blur.  The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening.  If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave , mine might have remained unfertilized.
11.  I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart. 

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