Two
older guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one
morning.
The
87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of
breath.
The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked
him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87-year-old said,
"Well, I eat rye bread every day.
It keeps your energy level high
and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home
the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery.
As he was looking around,
the saleslady asked if he needed any help.
He said, "Do you have
any rye bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would
you like some?"
He said, "I want five loaves."
She said, "My
goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be
hard."
He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this shit
but
me."
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