10 Reasons Why dogs and cats are better than children

Franklin and Dolly just don't look at the camera when you're
trying to take a picture of them. To tease us, they always
look in opposite directions!

This was sent to Rob from a co-worker (who apparently also has a dog or cat).
10 Reasons Why dogs and cats are better than children:

(1) eat less,
(2) don't ask for money all the time,
(3) are easier to train,
(4) normally come when called,
(5) never ask to drive the car,
(6) don't smoke or drink,
(7) don't want to wear your clothes,
(8) don't have to buy the latest fashions,
(9) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and
(10) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children (jeez!)