Buried in a Warehouse? USPS Has 452 Wayward Cremated Bodies

When you have to ship cremated remains of people and perhaps pets, the U.S. Post office requires a Bright Orange sticker that you can't miss, and they have to be shipped priority express. If you're expecting some ashes, make sure the funeral home or crematorium have the right address. Otherwise, they're likely going to be "buried" in a warehouse. Here's the story:

(Photo: Cremated remains box. CREDIT: USPS OIG)

USPS Has 452 Wayward Cremated Bodies

The USPS Has 452 Wayward Cremated Bodies The USPS is the only way to ship cremated remains. Sometimes, the packages get lost.

By Aaron Gordon, July 7, 2023, Vice.com

The United States Postal Service has 452 packages filled with the cremated remains of individuals it cannot identify, including one that has been there for more than eight years, according to a report by the USPS Office of Inspector General

The USPS is the only legal way to ship cremated remains. At least in theory, the USPS has strict procedures for handling such sensitive and irreplaceable packages. Remains must be shipped via Priority Mail Express and have a giant orange sticker attached to the side of the box (the sticker used to be teal). They are also supposed to be handled differently than other Priority Mail Express packages.

However, the OIG report found some or all of these procedures are not done between 28 and 50 percent of the time, which could go some way towards explaining how 452 cremated remains boxes ended up in the USPS’s warehouse for lost packages. According to the report, “as of February 27, 2023, the MRC [Mail Recovery Center] had 452 undeliverable and/or unidentifiable Cremated Remains packages,” the oldest being there since February 24, 2015.

While rare, it is not unheard of for packages containing remains, like any other package, to be delayed or lost, sometimes the result of illegible writing or non-existent delivery addresses. 

(Photo: Imagine having your loved one on a shelf in a warehouse! Stock photo: Leader box corp)

Other times, packages end up there entirely by mistake. Packages sent to the MRC are held for 60 days if it has a barcode, then scanned to determine if the contents have a value greater than $25. If so, they are auctioned off on the GovDeals website in lots. Otherwise, it donates items, recycles, or trashes them. However, this procedure does not appear to apply to cremated remains. The OIG report says “The MRC continues to work to find a resolution for delivering these undeliverable and/or damaged Cremated Remains packages.”