Saturday, November 24, 2012

Joke of the Week: Things Kids Have Said

Thanks to Mom F. in Maine for providing these great stories! Enjoy

1) A little boy was doing his math homework.
He said to himself, 'Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven.
Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine....'
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, 'What are you doing?'
The little boy answered, 'I'm doing my math homework, Mum.'
'And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?' the mother asked
'Yes,' he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, 'What are you
teaching my son in math?'
The teacher replied, 'Right now, we are learning addition.'
The mother asked, 'And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that
son of a bitch is four?'
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, 'What I taught them
was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.'


2) One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken
Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken
Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, '.... and so Chicken Little

went up to the farmer and said, 'The sky is falling, the sky is falling!'
The teacher paused then asked the class, 'And what do you think that farmer said?'
One little girl raised her hand and said, 'I think he said:  'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!''
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

Friday, November 23, 2012

Happy Birthday Tom! : Rob's Tribute

Tom, Sprite, Franklin and Dolly
It was 49 years ago today, the love of my life came into the world, so I'm celebrating big-time. Today is Tom's birthday, and we enjoyed a great two day trip to Disney World to celebrate in advance. Every day is a great day when you find the one you love. It's such a comfort to work together and know each  other so well that you can finish each other's sentences or know what the other is thinking. We laugh at least once a day and that's the secret to a great relationship. When we get grumpy, we give a little space, then laugh at each other afterward.
Rob and Tom in Mexico
   Tom is an architect, and strives for perfection in everything (well, we have perfection together in my opinion). He's got a fun, goofy side. He's meticulous and is all about cleanliness (I call him Mr. Monk). He used to collect Matchbox cars, he loves English Tea. His favorite movie is "Pride and Prejudice," and his favorite TV series is "The Tudors." He's very much into the history of the Tudor reign in England (King Henry VIII), thus, our amazing trip to England. He shares my interest in ghosts and spirits, and we both belong to Inspired Ghost Tracking. He's got a great sarcastic sense of humor and loves the sarcastic shirts I buy for him (which he proudly wears).
Tom's sarcastic "Grumpy" shirt
Tom's "funny how you think I'm listenting" shirt
 











We're both passionate about politics and civil rights for all. We're also both passionate about our dogs, Dolly, Franklin and Sprite and love working with the Weimaraner and Dachshund rescues - taking in foster dogs, and helping the regain health and find forever homes.  We love our Wednesday night routine of comic book night for me (when the new comics come out) and we load up the dogs in the car, get breakfast sandwiches and coffee and tea at Dunkin' Donuts, and get my comics.
   Being meticulous, Tom likes things perfect, so he has to fold the laundry. When I fold it, he just re-folds it because I can't fold it to his liking. He's easy-going when it comes to eating, and likes what I cook (Tom doesn't cook) and often we'll split a sandwich and fries when we go out, or bring home the other half of our full sandwiches for another meal. We also walk the dogs together and catch up on the day with each other, and like to exercise together.
Giving Chance a big hug
  Tom takes meticulous care of the yard and is always outside, planting, grooming, raking, sweeping, mulching, trimming, etc. even over the winter months! As a result, the yard looks amazing. Being an architect, he continually comes up with ways to improve the house and designs them, too.
    Tom does like reality shows (that I don't care for) like "Pawn Stars," and "Lizard Lick Towing," and "Stupid Criminals" and "Stupid Drivers" (or something like that). He loves people watching and seeing people do stupid things - and you'll find a lot of that on reality television!
   When there's nothing on TV we settle in for DVDs of "Murder She Wrote" or "Moonlight." We both don't like going to the movies because people don't know how to turn off their cell phones or behave, so we rent DVDs. Tom and I like the "Twilight" movies, and of course, superhero movies.
    During the week, ,we always enjoy wrapping up the day with dinner watching Judge Judy, dog walking, exercising and winding down in front the TV. That's perfection, just like my Tom.



 
 

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Happy Thanksgiving - Bizarro Superman Style

Everyone who knows me (Rob), knows that I'm a huge superhero fan: Superman, Batman, Green Lantern, Flash, etc. Because a couple of my co-workers have been writing emails that don't use proper grammar, or whatever they've written was in a somewhat backwards manner, they remind me of the backwards speech of Bizarro Superman (an imperfect duplicate of Superman).
  So, to celebrate Thanksgiving, I send holiday wishes from the character who actually speaks that way: Bizarro Superman. He says things that are opposite of what a logical person would say. His speech is also never grammatically correct. He lives on a square Earth and things are done oppositely from the way they're done on our Earth.
(History: Bizarro is an imperfect duplicate of Superman. He was born when a Lex Luthor demonstrated his "duplicating ray" on Superman and an accident caused the ray to make an imperfect duplicate. Bizarro — later called Bizarro #1.  —Bizarro #1 then used a version of the duplication ray to create an entire world of Bizarros who now reside on a cube-shaped planet called "Htrae" (Earth spelled backwards). Bizarro #1 and Bizarro-Lois #1 also gave birth to a child, who while super-powered, appears to be totally human and is considered a freak by Bizarro standards.).
   So, in the words of Bizarro Superman, "Me am hope you not have a  Happy Thanksgiving."  :)  - Seriously, enjoy the holiday! - Rob

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

IN THE NEWS: Nose cell transplant enables paralyzed dogs to walk

Scientists have reversed paralysis in dogs after injecting them with cells grown from the lining of their nose. 
   The pets had all suffered spinal injuries which prevented them from using their back legs.
The Cambridge University team is cautiously optimistic the technique could eventually have a role in the treatment of human patients.
The study is the first to test the transplant in "real-life" injuries rather than laboratory animals.
In the study, funded by the Medical Research Council and published in the neurology journal Brain, the dogs had olfactory ensheathing cells from the lining of their nose removed.
These were grown and expanded for several weeks in the laboratory.
VIDEO OF JASPER WALKING: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-20365355 
Treadmill Of 34 pet dogs on the proof of concept trial, 23 had the cells transplanted into the injury site - the rest were injected with a neutral fluid. Many of the dogs that received the transplant showed considerable improvement and were able to walk on a treadmill with the support of a harness. None of the control group regained use of its back legs. The research was a collaboration between the MRC's Regenerative Medicine Centre and Cambridge University's Veterinary School.
  Professor Robin Franklin, a regeneration biologist at the Wellcome Trust-MRC Stem Cell Institute and report co-author, said: 'Our findings are extremely exciting because they show for the first time that transplanting these types of cell into a severely damaged spinal cord can bring about significant improvement.
"We're confident that the technique might be able to restore at least a small amount of movement in human patients with spinal cord injuries but that's a long way from saying they might be able to regain all lost function. '
Prof Franklin said the procedure might be used alongside drug treatments to promote nerve fibre regeneration and bioengineering to substitute damaged neural networks.
Partial repair The researchers say the transplanted cells regenerated nerve fibres across the damaged region of the spinal cord. This enabled the dogs to regain the use of their back legs and coordinate movement with their front limbs.
The new nerve connections did not occur over the long distances required to connect the brain to the spinal cord. The MRC scientists say in humans this would be vital for spinal injury patients who had lost sexual function and bowel and bladder control.
Prof Geoffrey Raisman, chair of Neural Regeneration at University College London, who discovered olfactory ensheathing cells in 1985 said: "This is not a cure for spinal cord injury in humans - that could still be a long way off. But this is the most encouraging advance for some years and is a significant step on the road towards it."
He said the clinical benefits were still limited: "This procedure has enabled an injured dog to step with its hind legs, but the much harder range of higher functions lost in spinal cord injury - hand function, bladder function, temperature regulation, for example - are yet more complicated and still a long way away."
Jasper, a 10-year-old dachshund, is one of the dogs which took part in the trial.
His owner May Hay told me: "Before the treatment we used to have to wheel Jasper round on a trolley because his back legs were useless. Now he whizzes around the house and garden and is able to keep up with the other dogs. It's wonderful."
Jasper can be seen in the video at the top of the page before and after his treatment.

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Baltimore Sun Article (with Rob): Hurricane Sandy boosts federal telework

Hurricane Sandy boosts federal telework

Agencies expanding work-from-home policies


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Rob Gutro, deputy news chief and meteorologist at Goddard Space Flight Center telecommutes from his home in Bowie three days a week. (Kim Hairston, Baltimore Sun / November 14, 2012)

Federal officials shut the government down as Hurricane Sandy crashed ashore late last month, but NOAA employee Holly Bamford remained hard at work.
While heavy rain and wind lashed her Silver Spring office, the National Ocean Service manager oversaw a massive real-time operation to monitor storm damage in coastal waterways — from debris in the Port of New York to shifting beaches on the Delmarva Peninsula — from the comfort and safety of her Montgomery County home.
The government's efforts to promote telecommuting — intended to trim costs, ease traffic congestion and improve worker satisfaction — are also boosting productivity during major storms.
"People assume when the government is closed, nothing is happening," said Bamford, the deputy assistant administrator of the National Ocean Service. "My experience has been when the government is closed all my meetings still take place."
About one-third of the region's federal employees continued to work after the government shuttered offices for two days in response to Sandy, according to an Office of Personnel Management estimate.
Out of 2.2 million federal workers nationwide, nearly 685,000 are eligible to work from home — at least occasionally, according to an OPM study released in June. Of those eligible, 168,558 reported telecommuting at some point in September 2011. That's up from about 114,000 in 2010.
Congress has asked departments to drive those numbers up. A 2010 law sponsored by Rep. John Sarbanes requires agencies to offer telework training to eligible federal employees and develop government-wide policies for working off-site.
An earlier storm that closed federal offices — the 2010 "Snowmageddon"— helped solidify support for the measure. It faced opposition from House Republicans who cited the cost of training employees and upgrading technology. The nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office estimates that the law will cost taxpayers $30 million over five years.
"Telework was an important tool to help mitigate the disruption caused by Hurricane Sandy," said Sarbanes, a Baltimore County Democrat. "A robust telework program will not only improve disaster planning for the government, it will reduce traffic congestion in the … region and improve quality of life and work satisfaction for valued employees."
OPM officials say concerns within some agencies about the potential for lost productivity and outdated technology have stymied the spread of telecommuting. Advocates hope the work that continued during Sandy, Snowmageddon and other storms will convince skeptics that more employees can work efficiently from home in good weather, too.
"Industry calls telework 'work,'" said Cindy Auten, general manager of Telework Exchange, an advocacy group funded by public and private organizations, including technology companies. "We have to build telework as a standard operating procedure."
With long-range forecasts predicting a particularly snowy winter in the region, federal agencies may have more opportunities to test their telework plans.
As a general rule, only employees who have previously agreed to unscheduled telework or those who happened to be scheduled to work from home on the day of a storm are required to telework when federal offices close, according to an email from OPM on Oct. 28, the day before Sandy made landfall.
But policies and participation vary by agency.
Only 21 percent of eligible Environmental Protection Agency employees worked remotely at some point in September of 2011, according to the OPM study. By contrast, nearly 90 percent of eligible employees at the Virginia-based Patent and Trademark Office have worked from home.
Like most federal employees, Bamford gets word of closings from the OPM website and internal agency emails. National Ocean Service workers use phone and video teleconferencing to conduct meetings as well as document-sharing software when they're not in the office, she said. Bamford spent about a day and a half at home during Sandy.
Bamford said she is often more efficient at home because she has time to digest meetings and is distracted less often. But she said the impromptu conversations that take place in her office or even the elevator help to improve communication and collaboration.
Rob Gutro, deputy news chief and meteorologist at NASA's Goddard Space Flight Center, regularly works from home in good weather as well as when storms close the Greenbelt-based agency. One of Gutro's responsibilities is to update NASA's hurricane webpage, which provides the public with some of the same satellite imagery the National Hurricane Center uses in its forecasting.
Gutro, who lives in Bowie, said a big advantage of telework is avoiding the stress of the often ugly Washington-area morning commute. Another plus is that he is removed from typical office distractions, like the audible meetings that take place in a nearby conference room.
"In the office there's a lot of distraction," he said. "If you work in a cube farm you've got a lot of noise."

Monday, November 19, 2012

VIDEO SHORT: 3 Amazing Tricks from Steve Frayne

Our friends Merle and Lyle in Canada sent this video to us, and it's amazing. Magician Steve Frayne does three tricks in this short video that will amaze you! Dynamo (born Steven Frayne; 17 December 1982) is an English magician, best known for his documentary show Dynamo: Magician Impossible. He is currently appearing in the second series of Magician Impossible, which began in July 2012.
Dynamo was born in Bradford, West Yorkshire. He grew up on Bradford's Delph Hill and Holme Wood estates.He first learnt to perform illusions from his grandfather and developed the skill during trips to New Orleans. Wanting to innovate, Dynamo combined elements of dance and hip hop culture into his routines



Sunday, November 18, 2012

IN THE NEWS: Kansas secretary of state says gays are free to leave

Well, although gay marriage was voted in this month for the residents of Washington State, Maine and Maryland, the center of the country is rabidly opposed to any rights, let alone protections against discrimination. In fact, the Kansas Secretary of State was a total bigot. I have to wonder if he goes to church on the weekends and says how good of a person he is toward others. Disgusting.
Read below.

Kansas secretary of state says gays are free to leave
Voters in two Kansas cities repealed LGBT nondiscrimination ordinances last week, after which Secretary of State Kris Kobach said that those who don't like the state’s conservative bent can move elsewhere. "There are true cultural differences between voters in Kansas and voters in New York or California. ... If a person wants to live in a San Francisco lifestyle, they can go there. If they want to live a Kansas lifestyle, they can come here," Kobach said. The Kansas City Star (Mo.) (11/10), The Wichita Eagle (Kan.) (11/10)


http://www.kansas.com/2012/11/07/2558845/opposition-leads-in-early-returns.html#storylink=cpy

Saturday, November 17, 2012

From the NEWS: AZ Woman Runs Over Husband for Not Voting GOP

Holly Solomon, 28, is shown in this booking photo supplied by the Gilbert Arizona Police Department supplied to Reuters November 12, 2012. REUTERS/Gilbert Arizona Police Dept/Handout
Sick and Twisted


When George W. Bush won a second term I was distraught, but I didn't flip out. Yes, I expected things to not be good (and they weren't), but I didn't try to run someone over, or move out of the country, or sign petitions to secede from the Union. There is so much INSANITY going on now because the President won re-election and I don't get it. He's already been in office 4 years and the economy has been slowly recovering (considering many countries are in an economic mess, it's understandable the recovery is slow- but it's recovering!). Anyway, people like this obviously have a few screws loose and need to be put away. This is just sick.  - Rob 

Arizona woman runs down husband with car for not voting (for Romney): police


PHOENIX | Tue Nov 13, 2012 9:47am EST
(Reuters) - An Arizona woman, in despair at the re-election of Democratic President Barack Obama, ran down her husband with the family car in suburban Phoenix on Saturday because he failed to vote in the election, police said on Monday.
Holly Solomon, 28, was arrested after running over husband Daniel Solomon following a wild chase that left him pinned underneath the vehicle.
Daniel Solomon, 36, was in critical condition at a local hospital, but is expected to survive, Gilbert police spokesman Sergeant Jesse Sanger said.
Police said Daniel Solomon told them his wife became angry over his "lack of voter participation" in last Tuesday's presidential election and believed her family would face hardship as a result of Obama winning another term.
Witnesses reported the argument broke out on Saturday morning in a parking lot and escalated. Mrs Solomon then chased her husband around the lot with the car, yelling at him as he tried to hide behind a light pole, police said. He was struck after attempting to flee to a nearby street.
Obama won the national election with 332 electoral votes compared with 206 for Republican challenger Mitt Romney. Arizona's 11 electoral votes were won by Romney.
(Reporting by David Schwartz.; Editing by Mary Slosson, Cynthia Johnston and Andre Grenon)

Friday, November 16, 2012

El Nino Now Not Appearing This Winter!



Thursday, November 15, 2012

TWO DOG RESCUES and 2 DOGS THAT NEED HELP: Coast to Coast Dachshund Rescue and Tickled Pink Weimaraner Rescue



We work with Dachshund and Weimaraner rescues and this week, two dogs came in with serious injuries that need funding to get surgeries. The stories are heartbreaking. Below is the info if you can help. Thanks, Rob and Tom

Website 
Check out the 'Fundraising & Gift Items' section of our website: http://www.c2cdr.org/index_about.html
Donate thru paypal:  CCDRDonations@c2cdr.org    PO Box 147,      Jacobus, Pennsylvania 17407
OSCAR GOING INTO SURGERY:   Oscar will be having surgery tomorrow to have his right eye removed. It has chronic glaucoma caused from trauma. The vet says he must've been abused or hit by a car before he was found as a stray and then came to us from a shelter. The trauma is what caused him to be totally blind. Oscar is such a sweet boy, and so good with his nose and ears that he can almost convince you that he can see. Please keep Oscar in your thoughts tomorrow. Every penny donated to Coast to Coast Dachshund Rescue goes to help dogs like Oscar!

Tickled Pink Weimaraner Rescue has had an almost overwhelming number of dogs come in recently. With the increasing number of special-needs Weimaraners we have in rescue, our volunteers have put together some Wish Lists for individual dogs. 
CACTUS PETE RECOVERING FROM SEVERE TRAUMA: Cactus Pete's health is poor. He's a senior Weimaraner that was chained outside his entire life. He was beaten and abused. He came to the rescue with a broken leg and many abrasions. He has been doing better since he came to the rescue, wagging his tail and wanting to snuggle. He may now be facing kidney issues, and tests are underway. There are fans who have asked if they can send anything Pete's way, and surely these items will be useful. Thank you. http://www.amazon.com/registry/wishlist/VEPEFUHU6GB7/ref=cm_wl_rlist_go_o_T1-1
    12231 Academy Road NE, Suite #301-214,  Albuquerque, New Mexico 87111
 Email     contact@weimaranerrescue.org Website       

Who I am

I'm a simple guy who enjoys the simple things in life, especially our dogs. I volunteer for dog rescues, enjoy exercising, blogging, politics, helping friends and neighbors, participating in ghost investigations, coffee, weather, superheroes, comic books, mystery novels, traveling, 70s and 80s music, classic country music,writing books on ghosts and spirits, cooking simply and keeping in shape. You'll find tidbits of all of these things on this blog and more. EMAIL me at Rgutro@gmail.com - Rob

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